STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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