what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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