He kissed a someone with a penis
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
You can't just leave with hair like that
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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