i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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