And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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