omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
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