Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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