she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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