I didn't shave. On purpose
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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