so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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