quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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