youre lurking in front of me
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
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