Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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