At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
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