I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
Randomize