Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
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