check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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