I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
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