think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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