He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
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