Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Randomize
