I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Randomize
