my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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