i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
I have feelings that need drinking.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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