Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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