Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
a search helicopter?!
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I JUST MACED MY OWN FACE
This is by far the best text I have ever woken up to.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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