He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
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