So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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