I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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