This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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