Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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