So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Randomize
