Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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