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• (972): View more from Texas

  Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?

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  Ya, why?

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  We should try that some time.

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.

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  we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone

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• (914): View more from New York

  just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"

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  I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point

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• (323): View more from California

  My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese

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  They know nothing, John Stoned.

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• (507): View more from Minnesota

  The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.

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• (506): View more from New Brunswick

  I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy

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