accomplished twins. life is a go
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
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