So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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