I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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