Whatcha textin bout Willis?
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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