i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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