Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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