Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
Randomize
