Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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