He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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