i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Randomize