his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
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