Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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