operation have a gay friend backfired
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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