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when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
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After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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