I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
Randomize
