So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
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