we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
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