it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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