your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
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