I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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