Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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