i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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