I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
she smelled like a LAN party
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Randomize
