I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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