Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
i think my cat just said my name.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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