you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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