What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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